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Tommy BOO
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 Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:59 Post subject: Quality quotes |
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Add your own favourites here.
"We'll be in Europe in five years."
-Chris Turner 2003, Sheffield Wednesday manager
Ha ha ha... Or maybe not. 
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey, annoying American pop-bitch
What a heartless and cold comment... but what else could you expect from the over-privileged diva bitch? Fook off.
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Setareh Juventina
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 15:19 Post subject: Re: Quality quotes |
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What a heartless and cold comment... but what else could you expect from the over-privileged diva bitch? Fook off. |
I'm not sure it's heartlessness as much as ignorance and stupidity. The brain needs to be updated regularly and if you don't use it it will not function properly. L&P
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Tommy BOO
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 15:55 Post subject: Re: Quality quotes |
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I'm not sure it's heartlessness as much as ignorance and stupidity. The brain needs to be updated regularly and if you don't use it it will not function properly. L&P |
Oh yes, Mariah Carey is an ignorant & stupid cow as well.
Or perhaps not... that's an insult for all the cows in the world. 
Sorry cows - fook off Mariah Carey.
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discoRdance
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| Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 16:02 Post subject: allow me to paraphrase... |
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"my favourite colour is even green"
- Mariah Carey, proving her Irish ancestory
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discoRdance
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"I hate people who take drugs. Customs men, for example."
- Mick Miller (or someone I don't know) |
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discoRdance
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"I've never seen a gorilla with no fooking hair."
- Liam Gallagher, on Gorillaz's (apparently) balding Damon Albarn |
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discoRdance
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"are you a mod or a rocker?" (- unidentified man)
"...I'm a mocker" ( - Ringo Starr) |
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discoRdance
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this one seems almost too good to be true:
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
- Kristin Wilson, Nintendo, Inc., 1989 |
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che
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"Can you get me some milk + some teabags?"
- My mum. 2004. |
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Setareh Juventina
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"are you a mod or a rocker?" (- unidentified man)
"...I'm a mocker" ( - Ringo Starr) |
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Hahaha...Ringo rocks.
-How did you find America? said reporter.
-Turn left from Greenland, Juan Lennon.
Hehe. L&P
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discoRdance
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| Setareh Juventina wrote: |
-How did you find America? said reporter.
-Turn left from Greenland, Juan Lennon.
Hehe. L&P |
hehe... although I thought it was George who said that?
either way, it has to be their Irish humour
*this last comment is for the benefit of Che* |
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Setareh Juventina
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hehe... although I thought it was George who said that?
either way, it has to be their Irish humour
*this last comment is for the benefit of Che* |
Definitely John (95% anyway), he even laughed afterwards. L&P
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discoRdance
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yeah, you're right - it was definitely John 
How about...
Reporter - "What do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?"
George - "Arthur."
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Brian Clough, when one of the Forest side headed the ball from the opposition goalies hand & scored. The referee allowed it as the goalie didn't have 2 hands on the ball. (Sorry for the vagaries but my menory isn't what it used to be!)
Reporter: "So he should be thanking the referee for allowing the goal?"
Cloughie: "No, he should be thanking ME for keeping him in the side when he's failed to score for the past 3 weeks!" |
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Vote You
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"He walked off the pitch and said, 'He headbutted me boss'. I said, 'I'm not surprised, if you'd have tackled me like that I'd have kicked your head in!'"
Neil Warnock
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