DEAR BRAVE CAPTAIN

[Tommy BOO]

And I thought you really were busy, Kris!
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"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius" -BC

[Kris]

Don't cheek your elders son, I'll put you over my knee
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"fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

[KENFROM RHYL]

ANY DECISION YET MARTIN? SEE, I HAVN'T SLEPT FOR WORRYING. THANKS MATE. KEN X

[bc]

sorry for the delay KEN but it's a big question. i've thought long and hard and have decided that, yes, i will marry you. x

[KENFROM RHYL]

HA HA VERY FUNNY. HOWEVER YES! YES! YES! HAVE MANAGED TO GET MYSELF OFF THE HOOK (ADMITTEDLY BY FIBBING AGAIN) I TOLD NY MATES IN THE CLUB TODAY THAT ME AND YOU HAVE FALLEN OUT (MUSICAL DIFFERENCES) AND YOU ARE NOT USING ANY OF MY BITS ON THE NEW RECORD. I HAVE FURTHER EMBELISHED THIS BY TELLING CHARLIE MADOC ON THE SLY THAT I WROTE ALL THE GOOD TRACKS ON YOUR ALBUM AND THAT YOU ARE A SPENT FORCE ARTISTICALLY! I KNOW I PROBABLY WONT GO TO HEAVEN BUT AT LEAST I CAN STILL GO TO THE CLUB WITHOUT BEING EMBARRESSED! (INCIDENTALLY ON A LIGHTER NOTE OLD RAY GUNTER FROM THE CLUB HAD GOT YOU CONFUSED WITH CLIFF RICHARDS!) HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND CART. LOVE RELIEVED KEN FROM RHYL X

[gillworm]

Speaking of cd thank you notes, there's one that made me chortle, on an e.p by Degrassi that I bought recently. First there's the usual great long list of thanks yous, then on a seperate line it says 'Bob Fairfull would like to thank Nicky Wire and no cunt else'. Cute huh?

[Darraghh]

Ken I was out badger baiting with the lads tonight and I thought of you. Badger baitng is brilliant fun, but not as much as putting bread in mousetraps for crows to eat. Mind you, our neighbour called the guards when she found all the broken bits of beak on her lawn.

[Darraghh]

Actually KEN i have an idea, why dont you bring the RHYL posse over for a badger bating themed stag party in Carlow the next time one of yous gets married. I know a B&B that has a good reduced rate and a roomy kennell for the pitbulls.

[KENFROM RHYL]

CAN I MAKE IT CLEAR TO ANY RSPCA WHO MIGHT BE WATCHING THAT I LIKE BADGERS AND NOT BAITING BADGERS THANK YOU.