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mr firesky
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my cat swallowed a ball of wool today.........
Its just had 6 mittens.......ARF!
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sparky
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 16:29 Post subject: |
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two parrots sat on a perch. one says to the other:
can you smell fish? |
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Kris
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 16:43 Post subject: |
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Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
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Kris
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Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?
A jelly copter !
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Kris
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 16:57 Post subject: |
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I went to B&Q today.
The assistant asked if I wanted Decking.
So I got the first punch in.
fnar fnar xxx
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sparky
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 16:58 Post subject: |
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a man walks into a bar with a horse. the barman says "why the long face"?
the horse replies:
"do you mind?! my husband is very sensitive about his appearance!" |
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Kris
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 17:02 Post subject: |
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Two snowmen talking One says to the other
Can you smell carrots?
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mr firesky
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 18:08 Post subject: |
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man arrested this morning for having a packet of hob nobs and a cup of tea in his car. The charge.....?
Dunk Driving.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 18:48 Post subject: dissco sayz |
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you've got today to settle this one girls then i'm pulling it in an immutable act of totalitarian censorship. it's the most annoying fucking thread i've ever read in my life.
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it's not my fault he's dim (or just arguing for the sake of it)  |
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Mr. Twinkle
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 22:16 Post subject: Re: dissco sayz |
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| bravecaptain wrote: |
you've got today to settle this one girls then i'm pulling it in an immutable act of totalitarian censorship. it's the most annoying fucking thread i've ever read in my life.
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it's not my fault he's dim (or just arguing for the sake of it) |
i don't argue, i make compromisations.  |
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sparky
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| Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 23:41 Post subject: |
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| fer fuck's sake! |
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Tommy BOO
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yeah!
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Dave w.
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hooray! they're back! |
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Kris
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Why is George Bush so happy when he completes a jigsaw in 6 months?
Because it says 3-5 years on the box.
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GoatBoy Rides A Hen
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Hey pals -- here's a really accurate personality test for all youse...
[url=http://www.holymoly.co.uk/personality.html]
CLICK HERE KIDS!
[/url]
Love and kisses,
The Goatboy
(who will now return to tending his arthritis) |
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