Quality quotes

[Setareh Juventina]

"It was the hand of God" - Maradona.

Yeah baby...hahaha...before you go off on your English tangents, imagine any player seriously letting off such a comment...it just wouldn't happen cos no one is as brilliant or crazy as Diego. L&P
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Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it.

[Tommy BOO]

I always liked Diego. When he scored against Nigeria in 1994 World Cup though and I saw the crazy look in his eyes (remember how he celebrated his goal?!), I knew there was something wrong. (Well, I didn't really...) And we all know what happened then. Tosser.


"$8 700 00 0000... oh fuck, that's a lot of money.
if i was a rich man, i would buy a new space shuttle from NASA for the psycho quartet (blair bush hussein bin laden) and send them all to mars. fuckers"
-Tommy Boo 2003
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"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius" -BC

[Melz]

"I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." - words of wisdom from Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest.

"One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...... Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" - An American golf commentator.

"The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask 'Specify type of goat'" - George from the TV show 'Seinfeld'.

"In order to bake an apple pie, you must first... INVENT THE UNIVERSE!!!!" - Carl Sagan


Melz.
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"It's too beautiful to stay inside..."

[Tommy BOO]

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

Ted Walsh , horse racing commentator: "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
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"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius" -BC

[LoneStranger]

Having nothing better to do - I've been watching the darts lately (great spectator sport) - all I can come up with is some Sid Waddel quotes (not very original I know) at:

http://mrankin.home.cern.ch/mrankin/Waddell.htm

I do recall one player "having the world at the tip of darts" and "the baby faced cherub" (24 stone builder from Margate - he'll get some stick when he goes back on site), as particular highlights from this years world championship!
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Find a job you like, and add five days to every week.

[Tommy BOO]

Welsh footballer Ian Rush (when playing in Italy !!):

"It's like playing in a different country."
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"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius" -BC

[Tommy BOO]

... and here are some classic quotes by Brian Clough.
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"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius" -BC

[Dave w.]

brian clough's a cunt

[John Mc]

Do you think that because of what he said about Hillsborough? Or have you never liked him?

[Dave w.]

never been a big fan, but what he said about Hillsborough is the main reason. the stuff he said afterwards, in an attempt to justify his book, about all scousers being illiterate and spending all their time nicking hub-caps, wasn't particularly impressive either

[bc]

I think that because of what he said about Hillsborough. And even though he did make a rather weak apology years later I still think he was a bully and one of the most negative tacticians in the history of english football. He was successful though, unbelievably so when you consider they won the league and two european cups in consecutive seasons (something manchester utd will never do) and that was when it was a champions league. Being a liverpool fan qualifies me to talk about boring football. Houllier out! (although I'm not sure I want that clough acolyte O'neill in charge either. I could go manage celtic and finish at least second).

martin x

[Kris]

But could you have managed Leicester into the position he did?
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"fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

[Dave w.]

it's looking like we're going to stumble our way to 4th, and it's sounding like houllier thinks that's enough, and maybe even that he'll keep his job without 4th.

so the boredom will continue unless rick parry or david moores can be brave enough to get rid.

it's a sad situation when you start to think liverpool losing would be in the club's best long-term interests...

[John Mc]

I reckon Houllier will take us to 4th position and then resign in the summer. I like the man and he's taken us forward but he seems to have lost the players and its crap that 4th place is seen as success these days.

The only problem is who is going to take over. I'm not overly keen on O'Neill, I'd quite like the Porto manager to take over, not least cos he winds up Ferguson.

[bc]

<<but could you have managed Leicester into the position he did?>>

I think that winning a mickey mouse cup and coming ninth in the league is hardly an improvement on what we have now. Hey, I like the guy. I'm not convinced that he is good enough for my team.

M x