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KENFROM RHYL
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 12:45    Post subject: PLEASE HELP Reply with quote
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO CAN ANALYSE DREAMS? IF SO PLEASE HELP I HAD TWO DREAMS ABOUT MARTIN LAST NIGHT THE FIRST ONE WAS THAT I WENT TO SEE HIM PLAY IN BIRMINGHAM (WITH MY SISTER DOLLY) AND WHEN MARTIN CAME ON STAGE HE WAS ACTUALLY KEN KERCHEVAL (CLIFF BARNES FROM DALLAS) WHO THEN WENT ON TO PLAY A GREAT LAPTOP SET! THE SECOND DREAM WAS THAT I WENT TO A FUNFAIR WITH MRS KEN AND WHEN I GOT TO THE TOP OF THE HELTER SKELTER MARTIN WAS THE ATTENDANT (WEARING A FUNNY CAP!) AND HE SHOUTED AT ME FOR NOT HAVING MY SEATBELT ON! WHEN I EXPLAINED THAT IF I HAD A SEATBELT ON THE HELTER SKELTER I WOULDNT GO ANYWHERE HE SHOUTED "RIGHT CART FUCK OFF" AND THREW ME OFF THE TOP.

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP POOR OLD KEN AS I AM FEELING RATHER DISTURBED BY THIS TODAY. THANK YOU.
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bravecaptain



Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 15:38    Post subject: Reply with quote
That was no dream clart and if I ever catch you up there again without your seatbelt there's no telling what I'll do.

Mx
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Dave w.



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 15:53    Post subject: Reply with quote
does this mean you're really ken kercheval? Shocked

how many years have you been leading this double life for?

must cost a fortune in make-up

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Tim Boob
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 19:01    Post subject: Reply with quote
Who is KEN? I think he should be outed!
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Ken
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 23:38    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm Ken!

And so's my wife...
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PrincessPunkRock



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 08:55    Post subject: Reply with quote
nah.... don't out ken. it would probably totally ruin the rugged mental image of him i hold so dear.

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GOD
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 14:24    Post subject: Reply with quote
KEN is GOD
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KENFORM RHYL
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 16:12    Post subject: Reply with quote
OUT ME? I AM JUST A NORMAL MAN FROM RHYL. NOT GOD JUST A BLOKE. I BOUGHT A VAN TODAY (£400) USING IT TO SEE THE GOD LIKE, UNUSUAL HAT WEARING, LAPTOP TWIDDLING KING - BRAVE CAPTAIN ON TOUR. CHEERS CARTS KEN X
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Catweazle
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 18:31    Post subject: Reply with quote
Can I get a lift?


http://www.catweazlefanclub.co.uk/sounds/spiritsiconjurethee.wav
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Setareh Juventina



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 19:01    Post subject: Reply with quote
Whoa! If anyone ever need a bath...L&P
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