BACK IN RHYL

[KENFROM RHYL]

ALRIGHT CARTS. ARRIVED BACK IN RHYL AT THE WEEKEND AFTER SEEING THE CAPTAIN IN BRUM AND BRIGHTON. THE CAPTAIN DIDNT DEDICATE A SONG TO MESO I HAD TO CONFESS TO IVAN AND DAFYDD THAT WE WERN'T MATES. THEY SAID THEY ALREADY KNEW THAT AS I HAVE PREVIOSLY BRAGGED ABOUT BEING MATES WITH SHAKY AND MIKE PETERS (LEAD SINGER OF THE ALARM) I WAS GONNA SPEAK TO THE CAPTAIN IN BRIGHTON BUT WAS TOO DRUNK AND DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

ANYWAY HERE FOLLOWS A REVIEW OF ALL THE BANDS COPYRIGHT KEN FROM RHYL!

WEEBIL : VERY GOOD SHOW BY TWO YOUNG GUNS IN SPECS BUT WISH THEY HAD PLAYED MY FAVOURITE BY THEM "BUDDY HOLLY"

MY SPACE HOLIDAYS : EXCELLENT FUSING TOGETEHR LAPTOPS WITH OTHER INSTRUMENTS (PLAYED BY TWO BALDIES WITH BEARDS) CREATING A FUNKY VIBE. ( I SPOKE TO THE LEAD SINGER WHO WAS CALLED MARK AND HAD LOTS OF TATOOS AND SPECTACLES IN THE TOILET. TOLD HIM HE WAS GREAT AND ME BEST PAL. HE SAID THANKS IN AN AMERICAN ACCENT THEN FLED LOOKING SCARED)

BRAVE CAPTAIN. HE WAS THE MAIN MAN TOP CART WHO PUMPED OUT SOME TUNES THAT CERTAINLY GOT OUR TOES TAPPING ( TO BE FRANK I HAD DRUNK SO MUCH MILD I DONT REMEMBER WHAT SONGS HE PLAYED ALTHOUGH I THINK I SHOUTED FOR "ITS LULU!)

TAKE IT EASY CARTS LOVE KEN X

[bravecaptain]

ken, we are mates cart but I didn't even know you were attending aforementioned gigs. i had a feeling you had talked about brumville but since you never said nuffink I simply thought that mrs ken had slapped the pink handcuffs on. marc never said another word after that brighton gig. now i know why.

mx

[Lola Goodlove]

I managed to corner the speccy american in the lift after the Spitz gig I told him he was 'looking good', he didnt say a word but he blushed a big tear rolled down his cheek - I thought it was cos he liked me but in hindsight he might just of been scared.

[KENFROM RHYL]

PUT THE BRAVE CAPTAIN NEW CD ON THE TANNOY IN THE FACTORY AT WORK TODAY. IT GAVE BRENDA SHEERBONE A FUNNY TURN! (I THINK SHE LIKED IT TOO MUCH) X

[gillworm]

I know how Brenda feels, pet. xx