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KENFROM RHYL Guest
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 22:32 Post subject: DISTURBING SITUATION. |
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ALRIGHTCARTS HOPE LIFE IS TREATING YOU ALL WELL IN LONDON OR WHEREVER IT IS YOU ALL LIVE. APRT FROM BRAVECAPTAIN (FROM THE FRONT TO THE BACK FEEL THE RUSH LIKE A HEART ATTACK!) WHO I KNOW LIVES IN CREWE.
I HAD TO LET ALL YOU CARTS KNOW ABOUT A RATHER STRANGE AND UNPLEASANT THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY IN RHYL.
FIRSTLY I WENT TO THE BUTCHERS FOR SOME MINCE ( FOR ME AND MRS KEN)AND A POUND OF TRIPE FOR THE DOG I AM LOOKING AFTER (CALLED KEITH - STRANGE NAME FOR A DOG!)
WHILST IN THE BUTCHERS CHARLIE WHICKETT (THE OWNER) TOLD ME THAT HE MIGHT HAVE TO CLOSE SOON BECAUSE OF COMPETITION FROM SUPERMARKETS WHICH I THOUGHT WAS VERY SAD AS HE HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 1930 (NOT JUST HIM HIS DAD AS WELL)
ANYWAY CARTS THIS WAS PLAYING HEAVY ON MY MIND AS I WALKED INTO THE TOWN CENTRE WHERE I WAS ACOSTED BY A GROUP OF YOUNG PEOPLE WEARING PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS AND WAVING LEAFLETS AROUND. ONE WAS HOLDING A BOARD SAYING STOP VIVIAN SECTION (WHOEVER HE IS)
ANYWAY CARTS ONE OF THEM SAID TO ME (QUITE LOUDLY) "DO YOU THINK MEAT IS MURDER" MINDFUL OF THE SITUATION THAT MORNING I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE LOBBYING ON BEHALF OF THE BUTCHERS! SO I RESPONDED "MEAT ISNT MUDER MEAT IS DELICIOUS"
IT DIDNT SEEM TO MAKE THE YOUNG MAN VERY PLEASED BECAUSE HE SHOUED AT ME "F*** OFF YOU MUDERING BEARDED BELLEND" (WHATEVER THAT MEANS) A YOUNG LADY ALSO SCREECHED "AND TAKE YOUR FAT OLD TROUT WITH YOU" ME AND MRS KEN HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS REFFERING TO AS WE HADN'T BEEN TO THE FISHMONGERS THAT DAY!
ANYWAY CART JUST BE AWARE THAT IF YOU BUMP INTO PEOPLE LIKE THAT THEY ARE NOT LOBBYING ON BEHALF OF YOUR LOCAL BUTCHERS!
TAKE IT EASY
I'VE GOT THE POWER!
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 23:35 Post subject: |
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dunno, but if u ask me it sounds like they're vegetarians makin' some kind protest on animal rights er somethin'. it seems they're offended by the fact butcher's kill animals.
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bravecaptain
Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 859
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 06:15 Post subject: |
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why don't we start exporting irony stateside? we could make a fortune!
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mr firesky
Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 149 Location: surrey
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 08:01 Post subject: |
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Life is so complicated these days isn't it KEN? pass on my personal regards to Charlie Whickett. Tell him if I'm ever in Rhyl I will buy a pound of haslett from him - although Rhyl and I havn't crossed paths yet in 30 years so tell him not to rely too much on it.
How about a weekly Blog from Ken? (in the absence of any Blog from Martin?) _________________ "we wanted to make a sound like penguins going to the post office to collect their pension money" |
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Dubya - T
Joined: 27 Aug 2002 Posts: 559 Location: Floatin' down the greasy grass river
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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 20:54 Post subject: |
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Meat is Murder eh??
Ken don't you realise that was Morissey that was being rude to you.
You should have whacked him in the face with a bunch of gladioli, the whinging git.
_________________ We would like to announce that due to cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off..... |
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corin Guest
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 02:14 Post subject: |
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bravecaptain wrote: |
why don't we start exporting irony stateside? we could make a fortune!
mx |
Yeah, I'll take a pound of that, thinly sliced please. |
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bravecaptain
Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 859
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 12:06 Post subject: |
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no mate, you're the exception. i got mine of you.
mx |
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Bev
Joined: 25 Aug 2002 Posts: 843 Location: Nottingham
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 17:39 Post subject: |
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bravecaptain wrote: |
why don't we start exporting irony stateside? we could make a fortune!
mx |
It'll never fly, Wilber. _________________ Scattershot Writing: www.jameseverington.blogspot.com |
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Andy Crane (REMEMBER ME) Guest
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:54 Post subject: |
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We miss you KEN |
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mixedcasesspaces
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 574 Location: In the bin, wriggling around with the apple cores
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 22:50 Post subject: |
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bravecaptain wrote: |
why don't we start exporting irony stateside? we could make a fortune!
mx |
there are loads of people in america, we can't just call them all dumb. we got ant and dec.
curb yr enthusiasm. |
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plank-ton Guest
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 22:51 Post subject: |
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that me. |
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Melz
Joined: 20 Aug 2002 Posts: 680 Location: Doncaster
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 15:46 Post subject: |
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mr firesky wrote: |
How about a weekly Blog from Ken? |
I second this idea. BLOGFROM RHYL would be an excellent read!
KENFROM RHYL wrote: |
"F*** OFF YOU MUDERING BEARDED BELLEND" |
And I never imagined KEN had a beard. _________________ "It's too beautiful to stay inside..." |
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John Leslie Guest
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 23:00 Post subject: |
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RIP Kenfrom Rhyl. |
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