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boo_babe



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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:06    Post subject: Joke! Reply with quote
Whats the funniest joke you've EVER heard?!!!

Very Happy

(it's all i could think of kinkster! sorry.)

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:09    Post subject: Reply with quote
My wife uses an oral contraceptive. It's the most effective contraceptive in the world...









I ask her for sex, she says no.



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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:13    Post subject: Reply with quote
that was really funny. nice one! any more?!
Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:14    Post subject: Reply with quote
Your turn!
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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:21    Post subject: Reply with quote
i dont know any. if i do, i cant remember them! if i do, i'll let you know.

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:22    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't get it. x
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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:24    Post subject: Reply with quote
funny. (it wasnt meant to be a joke). u seem to be good at this, so give us another one!

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:32    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sorry, lunch break for me. I get 30 minutes being unfunny.

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:33    Post subject: Reply with quote
i have one...well u mite tink its silly Rolling Eyes but neway lol...

person 1: aye ur ma!!!!

person 2: oih!!!! keep ur ma otta this and il keep this *points at his u know wat lol* outta ur ma!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:36    Post subject: Reply with quote
thought u didnt have any jokes danni!!! it was quite funny anyway.
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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:38    Post subject: Reply with quote
i didnt!!!!!! den i asked around lol!! corinnas was.... why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side! lol!!!! how original!!! lol!! but she kewl!! Very Happy den my joke was supplied by dave o gorman! lol so it int really my joke but shh.... just say it is! lol
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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:45    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?













The taste.

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:47    Post subject: Reply with quote
that was funny but sick!
Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:58    Post subject: Reply with quote
lo!!!!!! yeah that is pretty sick! lol but v.funny

oooh boo babe go 2 corinna! she has loads! lol

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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2005 13:02    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rolling Eyes
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