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boo_babe
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 122 Location: Co. Down, NI
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:06 Post subject: Joke! |
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Whats the funniest joke you've EVER heard?!!!
(it's all i could think of kinkster! sorry.)
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Kris
Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:09 Post subject: |
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My wife uses an oral contraceptive. It's the most effective contraceptive in the world...
I ask her for sex, she says no.
 _________________ "fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive." |
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boo_babe
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 122 Location: Co. Down, NI
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:13 Post subject: |
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that was really funny. nice one! any more?!
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Kris
Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:14 Post subject: |
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Your turn! _________________ "fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive." |
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boo_babe
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 122 Location: Co. Down, NI
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:21 Post subject: |
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i dont know any. if i do, i cant remember them! if i do, i'll let you know.
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Kris
Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:22 Post subject: |
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I don't get it. x _________________ "fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive." |
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boo_babe
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 122 Location: Co. Down, NI
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:24 Post subject: |
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funny. (it wasnt meant to be a joke). u seem to be good at this, so give us another one!
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Kris
Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:32 Post subject: |
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Sorry, lunch break for me. I get 30 minutes being unfunny.
xx _________________ "fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive." |
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Danni
Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Posts: 26 Location: Co.Down NI
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:33 Post subject: |
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i have one...well u mite tink its silly but neway lol...
person 1: aye ur ma!!!!
person 2: oih!!!! keep ur ma otta this and il keep this *points at his u know wat lol* outta ur ma!!!! |
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boo_babe
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:36 Post subject: |
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thought u didnt have any jokes danni!!! it was quite funny anyway. _________________ Boo Babe |
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Danni
Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Posts: 26 Location: Co.Down NI
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:38 Post subject: |
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i didnt!!!!!! den i asked around lol!! corinnas was.... why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side! lol!!!! how original!!! lol!! but she kewl!! den my joke was supplied by dave o gorman! lol so it int really my joke but shh.... just say it is! lol |
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Kris
Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:45 Post subject: |
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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boo_babe
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:47 Post subject: |
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that was funny but sick!
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Danni
Joined: 26 Apr 2005 Posts: 26 Location: Co.Down NI
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:58 Post subject: |
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lo!!!!!! yeah that is pretty sick! lol but v.funny
oooh boo babe go 2 corinna! she has loads! lol
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Tommy BOO
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 13:02 Post subject: |
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"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius"
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