John Lydon in next I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here......

[Vote You]

agreed.

but he's still a complete ARSE.

vu
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[John Mc]

But surely he’s become what he used to despise. He’s now safe, lovable Johnny who Daily Mail readers can like because he’s a national institution, an eccentric Englishman. Actually, maybe it would be a bit sad if he was still trying to be different and outrageous at the age of 45 (or however old he is now).

[CiaranMac]

I just can't wait untill Peter Andre and Jordan have steamy jungle-sex. Ooooooo, I'll need a full box of tissues for that one.
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[KEN FROM RHYL]

WELL I LIKE HIM.

[darraghh]

Has he got tourettes? Why can't he go three seconds without pulling a spazzy face? Jordan's harder than him and that's no joke! Go on Jordan you mad silcone-toughened wagon from Hell!!!!!!

[PrincessPunkRock]

last night in a remote australian jungle...

ANT & DEC: We've got the results of the vote... Jordan [insert long, dramatic pause]... it's not you. Razor [insert yet another long, dramatic pause]... it's not you.

*whoops of relief*

ANT & DEC: John.

LYDON: Yeah?

[even longer pause]

ANT & DEC: It's not you.

LYDON: You fucking cunts!

television gold.

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[KEN FROM RHYL]

AND WAKE UP BOO WAS ON LAST NIGHT AS WELL.

[Darraggh]

Did you see Peter Andre's lazy horn th'other night? He's one frustrated puppy, I sense a steroid inflicted incredible hulk style mutation from cute sensitive pete to raging sex monster!!!