COME TO RHYL

[Setareh Juventina]

Advice: Give up, nature will take you anyway, sooner or later (though I have no idea how much 2 stone is). L&P
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Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it.

[KENFROM RHYL]

YES! JUST HEARD FROM ME BEST MATE BERNIE (FROM BANGOR) HE IS DEFINATLY COMING ON SATURDAY SO YOU SHOULD ALL KILL TO GET HERE.

[Richard Simmons]

Bernie from Bangor? Fuck me, let me get my army of bison-sized women at the ready and rent a bus. We'll be there around noon on Saturday. Make sure you have some low-fat snacks on hand and plenty of lite beer.

[Dave from Wallasey]

I have been thinking Ken, if I bring the kids we can all get down to the Rhyl Sun Centre on Sunday.

We can leave the kids out in the car with some crisps on Saturday night, maybe Mrs Ken can check every so often?

Fingers crossed the wave machine is working.

[COLIN FROM CREWE]

Bernie's comin?!? Well why didn't you say Ken? If the van starts I'll drive over. Missus Colin is staying at home, she'll be under wraps as I'm turning the heating off.

[KENFROM RHYL]

I CAN SENSE A REAL PARTY COMING ON. HAVE GOT SOME PARTY GAMES SORTED.1) PIN THE SILLY HAT ON MARTIN CARR. 2) PAINT HUMEROUS HAIR ON SICE. CAN ANYONE THINK OF ANY OTHERS?

[MARTIN FROM WALLASEY]

Oh man, if the wave machine is on then I'm there. I went to Rhyl Sun Centre with Sice and my brother in 1948, I remember someone had painted a huge YES logo on the side of the building. But most of all I remember the wave machine oh yeah, if only I had the neccessary conkers *sigh*. bc x

[Dave from Wallasey]

I am your brother Martin. I remeber that day too, you broke my arm for eating the last Monster Munch and then farted on Sice's head.

The wife and kids have been asking about you, I have tried ringing you over the years but we have never even had a reply from you, too busy for us I suppose.................................

[MARTIN FROM WALLASEY]

I was embarrased by you mate. Your wife wore cheap clothes and your kids had a whiff of wee about them. And you cried all the way home from Rhyl. And you shit your pants on the bus. x

[Dave from Wallasey]

Ohh right if you are going to be like that get your facts right...it was Sice who shat his pants and I cried cos he made us look.

[M FROM W]

Obviously you were too truamatised to remember that he made us look and taste.

[KENFROM RHYL]

ARE YOU TWO COMING OR NOT?

[m f w]

Can't afford it clart. Cardiff is nice and sunny tho'. x

[Setareh Juventina]

Ken, really, seek treatment for the multiple personality disorder. L&P
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Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it.

[KENFROM RHYL]

WHA-HEY PARTY IS GOING WELL. HAD BOTTLE OF THUNDERBIRDS AND AM SHOWING EVERYONE MY NEW DANCE TO LAZARUS. SETEREH EXPLAIN YOUR COMMENT ABOVE PLEASE.