The Swear Thread

[gillworm]

I'd like to nominate Nicky Wire to do this on my behalf as he is a past master - click on the 'Manics Tourette' link on this page:

http://members.aol.com/TruthsTeller/


p.s, make sure mum/dad etc aren't within earshot if you have speakers rather than headphones!

[Tommy BOO]

It's easy mmmkay. (left-click to listen, right-click to download)

Mr. Mackey:
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women-mmkay
But i'ts when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch

You can do it, It's all up to you-mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say, it's easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"
Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"
Step 3: With bitch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity
Step 4: Don't say fuck anymore cuz fuck is the worst word that you
can say - So just use the word mmkay!

Children:
We can do it its all up to us-mmkay (mmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today
Mr, Mackey: You can change it today!

Everyone:
We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
Its easy mmkay!

Mr. Mackey: Step 1
Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole
Mr. Mackey: Step 2
Children: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold
Mr. Mackey : Step 3
Children: With bitch drop the t cuz bich is latin for generosity
Mr. Mackey: Step 4
Children: Don't say fuck any more
Everyone: Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
Mr. Mackey: You're cured, you can go!
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay: Its easy mmkay!
Children: It's easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmkay!
Children: It's easy mmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmkaaaaaaaayy
Children:
It's easy mm
It's easy mm...
It's easy mm...
It's easy mmkaaaay
(both finish at same time and laughing)
Mr. Mackey: Mmkay!


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"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius" -BC

[Vote You]

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

[Plank]

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i'll tell you what's wrong with me, i'm looking at your tie you evil little fucker

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

[KEN FROM RHYL]

GAMMON GOALPOSTS!

[Vote You]

arse biscuits
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

[MARTIN FROM WALLASEY]

WAIL SWITCH!

[Vote You]

PCs!
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

[Kris]

The Job I was told I hadf in the bag last month but was delayed for a while now isn't happening at all.

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"fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."