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Vote You
Joined: 08 Dec 2003 Posts: 163 Location: Sheffield, England, UK
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 15:06 Post subject: So how was your first day back Tommy? |
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 _________________ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. |
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Tommy BOO
Joined: 21 Aug 2002 Posts: 3067 Location: here, there, and everywhere
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 17:51 Post subject: |
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It was quite good actually, thanks for asking!
I woke up relatively early in the morning (7am), had some breakfast and left... and I was actually early at work! (7:55am... I used to be late or
almost
late) At first my new boss introduced me to the whole place which was quite stupid really because I've seen all that about a million times before. But that took more than an hour so I didn't complain. Then, after that, I signed a contract that obliges me to keep all the work related things as a secret (uh oh! hopefully my boss doesn't read this messageboard! )
When that was done I had to go and buy myself a pair of safety shoes. The company's chauffeur drove me to the shop where they sell those and I chose the most expensive shoes (of course, because I didn't have to pay anything for those! +I can keep them when I leave!) - they weren't very cheap either, 85 euros! (that's nearly £60 I think!) It's quite funny because I don't really
need
those shoes at work and we don't even have to wear them... It's a big mystery, maybe someone wise will solve the Mystery of Safety Shoes in thousand years' time. I wouldn't be so sure though.
Then someone wanted to take a photo of me and we went to this little studio and the guy took three or four photos. Then we went to some other place with a machine that said
choo cho-cho-cho choooo...
and five minutes later I had a identity card and a blue keycard. I look like a complete dick in the photo by the way, but I suppose I always do. The guy said that I have to carry the identity card everywhere, otherwise they have to kill me. I hope he was joking.
By the way, when I open doors with my cool and blue new keycard it says
beep beep
.
Finally, at about 11am I was introduced to my new friend
Roland 7
. Roland 7 is German and very big and grey and it says
choo choo
. It's a printing machine and there's at least a million different buttons on it and I only know three. Roland 7 was a bit ill today - there were some German engineers trying to fix it. I said "guten tag" to one of them and he looked at me strangely.
The work itself isn't very interesting. Maybe that's because I know absolutely nothing about it. The two others I work with did something with those million buttons all the time and tried to explain all that to me, and I had absolutely no idea what they're talking about! But I suppose it will get slightly more interesting when I learn a bit more.
Then someone came to tell me that I need to go see the doctor for a medical check-up. I was a bit pissed off because I hate when they always ask the same questions and do the same stupid tests. But not for long because the female nurse was absolutely
gorgeous
. I think I might be a bit ill tomorrow... My hearing was very good and my sight was nearly perfect and my blood pressure was a bit high (maybe because of my irregular rhythm of life they said, which might very well be the truth) and they also took the drugs test (let's hope it's clean, haha!)
Then soon after that it was 4pm so that's what my first day back at work was like! (in other words, I can't be arsed to write any more)
Interesting, huh?  _________________
"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius"
-BC
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che
Joined: 19 Aug 2002 Posts: 988 Location: in the gutter, staring at the stars.
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 19:46 Post subject: |
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tune in the same time next week for
TOMMY BOO'S ADVENTURE IN THE CANTEEN.
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 21:26 Post subject: |
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I started the morning by uploading the main boss' text on our web, it's my job...and I checked it for errors, amazingly, it was very clean and correct this time.
Then we went to ABB to check out their intranet.
Then I had two sandwiches for lunch.
Then the 'structure group' for the town, where I am included, had a meeting.
Then we had a break, I went to Ulrika and we discussed photos for the yearbook thingie...we agree on nearly everything.
Then at around 2.40pm my heart melted...aaawwwww...
Then we went back to the meeting and finished off the post-it game.
I took the train at 4pm.
Amor y Paz _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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darraghh Guest
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 15:40 Post subject: |
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Woke up at 8am, hungover, found it early went to sleep
woke again at 10am
again at 11am
midday decided I should go to college but not before watching some bargain boot sale and property hunting programmes
12:30 pm had scrambled egg on toast
1pm arrive in college
fart around on this computer until 3pm
3:30pm do some of my research project
4:30pm
go for a pint
5:30pm more pints
9:30pm-2:30 am [emmmm something to do with night club bouncers, brick walls, car headlights and puke]
Woke up 8am......... |
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TED. Guest
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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 21:33 Post subject: |
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WOKE UP 11AM HAD A WANK WENT BACK TO SLEEP.
WOKE UP 2PM. HAD A WANK THEN COOKED HEINZ TINNED BREAKFAST ON TOAST, HAD A WANK AND FELL ASLEEP ON COUCH.
6PM. HAD A WANK. HAD SAUSAGE SANDWICH. WATCHED THE NEWS.
9.30PM. GOING TO PUB FOR AN HOUR. |
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ciaranm Guest
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 00:47 Post subject: |
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woke up 4.30am. went for a run. Accidently caught sight of the 70 year old woman who lives next door getting changed.
5.30am finished the hoovering and began polishing my toy soldiers. Made sure that the batter I was preparing for the cakes I'm baking later in the day was at a good consistency.
7.30am. Accidently caught sight of the 15 year old girl who lives across the road putting her school uniform on. Some silly bugger left a telescope behind my net curtain and I tripped into it, being all dizzy on the brasso fumes from polishing me tin soldiers
8.30am Polished me other soldier.
9.30am Tuned into Kilroy, oh fuck they've got rid of him, BBC cunts, he sees them Arab fucks for the scums they really is and then they send him away, got all wobbly legged for a minute, then tuned into Fox News on the digital. Class channel, gives you terror alerts updates every five minutes. Yellow today.
1pm. Cooked some tuna and beans and watched Des and Mel. I wonder to Des get to fuck her, the wee tramp.
2pm had me afternoon poo. that senicot works a fucking treat. although the run earlier could have jiggled something loose. whatever i noted it was the most productive poo I'd made in many a month.
4pm-6pm Slept. Sleep during the day is good for ye.
6pm-9pm worked on my PhD
12am Wrote this shit on the bravecaptain message board. Now I'm off to sleep, gotta be out before the milman. |
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che
Joined: 19 Aug 2002 Posts: 988 Location: in the gutter, staring at the stars.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:51 Post subject: |
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woke up at 4am
smoked.
went back to bed at 4:45.
got up again at 9.
smoked.
worked.
ate.
smoked.
worked.
ate.
smoked.
worked.
ate.
smoked.
worked.
ate.
smoked.
worked.
ate.
11:20 pm: history channel
1am bed.
2am. still awake.
3am. still awake.
3:08am. alseep.
HAIL MY INTERESTING LIFE.
+ download this: http://www.elektrobank.net/downloads/fake_agenda.mp3 |
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Vote You
Joined: 08 Dec 2003 Posts: 163 Location: Sheffield, England, UK
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:21 Post subject: |
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Alarm went off at 6:35. Stayed in bed.
Alarm went off at 6:45. Stayed in bed.
Alarm went off at 6:55. Stayed in bed.
Alarm went off at 7:05. Stayed in bed.
Alarm went off at 7:15. Stayed in bed.
Alarm went off at 7:25. Stayed in bed.
Alarm went off at 7:35. Stayed in bed.
Alarm went off at 7:45. Stayed in bed.
Alarm went off at 7:55. Got up.
Went to work.
Went back home
Washed pots
Set alarm for 7:55.
Went to bed. _________________ When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. |
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