Cakes From Mars

[Major Bumsore]

From out of the mist they came on there little dough legs. Milllions of kendal mint cakes and creme puffs. They Had come to take over the world and form an unholy alliance with quolls and rufus betong. all materminded by Ali Osman from Eastender's dead son Hassan. ....tbc....

[paulwhite]

i really fancy a kendal mint cake.

anyone know where you can buy them?

online or otherwise

whitex

[Dave w.]

try

http://www.kendal.mintcake.co.uk/

although it looks as though you might have to buy in bulk. hope you're hungry.

or here

http://www.outdoorgear.co.uk/eshop.asp?wce=59400101&wci=product

if you're in search of a smaller quantity

bon appetit. or whatever the cumbrian equivalent is.

[LoneStranger]

Are we talking about Kendal mint cake bars made with white or brown sugar? Both have their merits you know...

I ate loads when I was a kid and me teeth are knackered now.
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[paulwhite]

[Dave w.]

the wonders of google.

i think i only had kendal mint cake once, and my recollection is that it was sickeningly sweet. but whatever makes you happy...

[major bumsore]

a lightning flash severed the night sky lighting up there evil raison eyes. "pretty soon we will take over the world" snarlerd brigadeer iced bun to corporal battenburg cake "yes" replied the demented desert with malice "we will AHA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" his finger hovered menacingly over the red nuclear custard bomb button......tbc

[mrfiresky]

are you posting on the right site?...come to think of it yes you probably are!

[major bumsore]

corporal chocolate cheescake wiped the sweat from his moustache... they were coming......... millions of them.millions of total low fat yoghurts determined to destroy his army of lardy cakes."no no" he screamed his jammy dodger eyes wide with terror "NO NO NOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH".THE END.

[Kris]