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lomez
Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 23:03 Post subject: the guys in the flat upstairs from me.... |
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..constantly play bass guitar and another instrument (woodwind, either a bassoon or an oboe) very badly. months of practice have not borne any fruit.
the nice couple next door are days away from having a baby.
what do i do? |
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Dubya - T
Joined: 27 Aug 2002 Posts: 559 Location: Floatin' down the greasy grass river
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2005 18:47 Post subject: |
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Shove the Bassoon in a location of restricted sunlight! And tell them to be quiet.
or
buy a noisy dog and beat them at their own game. _________________ We would like to announce that due to cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off..... |
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gillworm
Joined: 14 Nov 2002 Posts: 529 Location: London
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Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 14:18 Post subject: |
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| got an Uzi? |
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mixedcasesspaces
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 574 Location: In the bin, wriggling around with the apple cores
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Kris
Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 13:59 Post subject: |
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Ask them to play louder to drown out the impending screams of the brat
xxx _________________ "fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive." |
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 21:57 Post subject: |
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Not all babies scream and cry. Some are actually rather quiet. As long as there is life, there is hope.
Love & Peace _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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Crustybit
Joined: 21 Jan 2005 Posts: 64 Location: Noosa, Australia
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 23:49 Post subject: |
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| My Babies scream all the time, you are well and truly fucked. |
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Pseudoephedrine
Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 1 Location: somewhere inside of a drugstore.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 08:11 Post subject: |
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simple, call the cops and tell 'em they're disturbin' the peace.  |
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joeloke22 (not logged in) Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 08:25 Post subject: |
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if i were you, i would call the pizza delivery man & tell 'em to deliver at thier flat.  |
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AdamW
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 197 Location: Chester, UK
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 09:52 Post subject: |
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Joe, could you get the pizza delivery guys to deliver your pizzas to my house, please? Thanking you in anticipation, Adam. _________________ The Musical Mystery Tour,
every Sunday night 10pm - 1am, BBC Radio Wales
http://adamwalton.co.uk
http://myspace.com/adamthomaswalton |
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joeloke22 (not logged in) Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:14 Post subject: |
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Joe, could you get the pizza delivery guys to deliver your pizzas to my house, please? Thanking you in anticipation, Adam. |
sorry....but maybe u should ask someone that lives in the UK since i live so, soo, farr awayyyy in another country.  |
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AdamW
Joined: 20 Aug 2004 Posts: 197 Location: Chester, UK
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 16:05 Post subject: |
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go and get their autographs.
a friend of mine at college was moaning to another friend (sure, it sounds like an urban myth already) exactly along these lines, about these blokes next door playing guitar and wailing 24 hours a day. the other mate goes round to have a laugh - turns out it was 2 of radiohead. |
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joeloke22 Guest
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 19:26 Post subject: |
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No problem. I do cold pizza just as well as I do hot pizza. |
........if u say so, mate. |
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lomez
Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 30
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Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 23:20 Post subject: |
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my worry, as casper states, is that they are genuinely talented musicians waiting for their moment.
yet at the same time, they've either been playing scales or the bass line from 'these boots are made for walkin' for SEVEN. FUCKING. MONTHS.
next door have had a bonny baby boy. everyone is well.
can everyone please stop delivering pizzas to my house. it isn't helping. |
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